the term “straight” kinda implies every other sexuality is bent and thats rude
no but the other sexualities could be like twirled and shaped like stars u know
“hey what are you?”
“lopsided triangle wbu”
“squiggly line”
Oh mine is y=-(sin(x^(1.7/6)+4)+(1/x))+10
oh no you didn’t
goddammit
the fact that I recognized the equation
the fact that we all recognize that equation
Oh my god. I can’t believe I recognized that. I wasn’t even in fandom when that was first posted.