graceturbation:

Jensen “Piece of Ass” – I got kind of a disappointed look from him and then he chuckled.

Misha “Tie me to the Bed Post” – He didn’t get a chance to read the card but when I told Jensen that’s the one I had him sign he said that was very fitting for Misha.

Jared “Sex on the Beach” – I let him choose between that card and he was like, “SEX sex sexsexsex, I pick sex. Seeeeex.”

Osric “Coastal Kiss” – I had him choose between that card and “Passionate Virgin” and he got a good laugh.

Mark P. “Latin Lover” – He just kind of stared at it for a long time (probably trying to memorize the recipe).

Mark S. “Hasta La Vista Baby” – He smiled.

Sebastian “Old Lay” – I let him pick and he said old lay describes him perfectly.