singerofsimplesongs:

kijikun:

temporaldecay:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

counterpunches:

Oh my god, the nuclear launch code from 1962 – 1977 was 00000.

for every missile launch on a US base

OH MY GOD UNITED STATES

we’re so sorry

Oh my god, America, how are you even a country.

AMERICA FUCK YEAH.

*head desks*

[mad world plays in the distance]