xconsultingcriminal:

OH MY FUCKING GOD DO YOU KNOW WHAT I FOUND OUT TONIGHT OVER THANKSGIVING DINNER?

ONE OF MY RELATIVES IS A FAMOUS ACTOR

EH, SO WHAT, I THOUGHT, I’VE NEVER HEARD OF HIM, PROBABLY DOES INDEPENDENT FILMS OR SOME SHIT

BUT I JUST GOOGLED HIS WORK AND

I AM RELATED TO DOCTOR FUCKING SEXY

SEE YOU LATER PEASANTS