notalwaysweak:

strictlybuttersideup:

vaginal-diabetus:

mrmojorisinn:

I could pee on this.

I AM ACTUALLY LAUGHING SO HARD I AM CRYING SOMEONE GET ME THIS BOOK

I need this on my coffee table so all the guests I don’t entertain can read it.

Oh my good imagine Cat going through a beatnik fashion phrase, he writes poems like this and makes the rest of the dwarfers sit through a three hour long epic titled “Look at my shiny thing!” 

That is the greatest idea ever.