It’s like if, instead of bursting into a maelstrom of fire, the Hindenburg had just sprung a leak and sunk slowly to the ground in New Jersey over a period of seven hours, emitting a thunderous “fweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-” the whole time.
The Slow Motion Train Wreck That Is the 50 Shades of Grey Movie Has a Trailer Now
Saw the trailer. And the response is… “Meh.”
(via dduane)
The note in the article about it having all the same beats as a horror- movie trailer is spot on. Somebody working on this has a sense of humor, obviously, and is soundly mocking it.
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