chillaxemurderer:

ofmiceandmenstration:

lameboob:

onlylolgifs:

You’ve Been Pouring Juice Wrong

what the fuck

NO HOLD THE FUCK UP
I TRIED THIS THIS MORNING AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED
NOT THIS
THERE WAS NO BEAUTIFULLY FLOWING RIVER OF ALMOND MILK GOING INTO MY CUP
YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED
HALF THE FUCKING MILK WENT ON THAT CARDBOARD SHIT DICK BLOCKADE AND SPILLED OUT EITHER SIDE OF SAID BLOCKADE AND ALL OVER THE COUNTER
THIS DOES NOT WORK
IT COMES OUT TOO FAST AND JUST DOESNT WORK

sweetheart
no babe
no sweetheart
u fold it back
u fold the cardboard back
u fold it back babe