WHY DON’T YOU JUST RUMINATE WHILE I ILLUMINATE THE POSSIBILITIES:
- Crowley!Cas is the (highly unlikely) theory that, in payback for this shit, Crowley is gonna possess a weakened Castiel and use him to fuck w/ Dean
- not only would this be a SUPER COOL acting opportunity for Misha Collins, it would also be
- a bomb ass mirror to the end of s6 and the previous Cas/Crowley team up (though this one, obviously, is non-consensual and Evil)
- a great way of firing the Chekov’s gun of Castiel getting an Ex Directory Angel tattoo in s9 but no Keep Out Demons tattoo
- the most effective way to fuck with the Winchesters without actually causing them any physical pain/killing them (a la Rowena turning Olivette into a hamster in 10.16, which gave Crowley IDEAS)
- A CHANCE TO EXPAND ON THE CROWLEY/DEAN PSEUDO-RELATIONSHIP AND HOW CROWLEY IS A SPURNED LOVER ABOUT IT
- in our wildest dreams, this would involve Crowley spilling Castiel’s heart and soul to Dean, while inside Castiel, using Castiel’s mouth and eyes and expressions and hands and it would cause Dean immense pain, especially if the writers finally fucking Went There (it wouldn’t be the first time a character has looked Dean in the face and told him Cas was in love with him, BUT IMAGINE IF IT WAS COMING FROM CAS, GOD)
- AND/OR CROWLEY, AFTER POSSESSING CAS, WOULD KNOW WHERE THE BLADE IS AND TEASE DEAN WITH THE KNOWLEDGE HOPING TO MANIPULATE DEAN INTO ATTACKING HIM TO FIND OUT WHERE IT’S STASHED, AND THEN JUMP SHIP AT THE LAST MOMENT THINKING DEAN WOULD END UP KILLING HIM AND HE’D SUDDENLY WIND UP WITH DYING CASTIEL IN HIS ARMS AND BE FUCKED UP FOREVER, HAHA, PAYBACK, BUT
- IT WOULD END UP TURNING INTO A, WAIT FOR IT, REVERSE CRYPT SCENE! IN WHICH CASTIEL STOPS DEAN’S RAGE BLACKOUT WITH THE POWER OF LOVE! AND CROWLEY IS WATCHING FROM THE CEILING LIKE “FUCK. I FUCKED UP.”
I got carried away with this but basically Crowley!Cas is everything I have ever wanted, the possibilities are endless, and if it happened I’d die