Imagine this: Dean and Sam on a case and this really creepy woman is coming onto Dean and clearly making him uncomfortable until he finally says “Sorry, I uh…I don’t swing your way.” And he kinda rubs the back of his neck awkwardly while Sam raises an eyebrow and the woman immediately immediately apologizes and backs off and Sam kind of looks over at him curiously and Dean just shrugs and goes “I say what I have to. Always have.”
#ahahahahahahahaaha yeesssssss please please i would pay money for this to happen!!#the sputtering and desperate excuses from the subtext-denialists would be hilarious#just sit back with some popcorn and watch them try to avoid admitting#that all they have is the circular reasoning that he’s obviously straight because he’s straight#and therefore anything he says must be interpreted in light of the pre-determined conclusion that he’s straight X-D (via destielhiseyesopened)