obsessionisaperfume:

cxstielwinchxster:

obsessionisaperfume:

cxstielwinchxster:

f-ckyeahfutbol:

f-ckyeahfutbol:

Someone on my dash was wondering after the SDCC how the hater squad was going to spin everything, and it turns out: very creatively.

They are now spreading a rumour that MIsha Collins was asked by the organizers not to attend the Nerd HQ panel because Destiel fans had approached them about giving him and Jensen Ackles lube, I guess because the panel is known for its wholesome family-friendly humour. It’s like the perfect cocktail of nasty, combining all the recent fandom wank. And the insidious thing is, the more they spread the rumour, the more they believe it.

If you’re looking for receipts, you know who their troll queen is.

cxstielwinchxster said: Yeah,
Jensen was so uncomfortable with Misha that he tried to call him on
various cellphones (borrowed a charger from someone) and got slightly
pouty when Misha didn’t answer. Pray 4 Jensen 2k15

The word on the grapewine is that it was a scripted skit and they had no intention of actually calling him. Because when you spin a conspiracy theory, why not go whole hog. It’s like a study in psychological defense mechanisms.

Wow that’s ludicrous. In all honesty I don’t know which is more incredulous, the fact that someone made that up, and let’s be honest they had to be mighty high, or the fact that people actually believe it. But then again we’re delusional and they are perfectly sane. Makes sense, doesn’t it?

What’s their take on Jensen spending SEVERAL MINUTES making OFF THE CUFF anal sex jokes about trying to fit a microphone into the mouth of a unicorn head mask, then?  Or was that also a scripted skit with a shill? 

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW.  (Bet if somebody had handed him a packet of lube right then, his reaction might not have been quiiiiiiiiite the Victorian fit of the vapors that little clique expect…) 

Where in the ACTUAL FUCK is this narrative that Jensen is an easily bruised flower who can’t deal with anything that so much as hints at m/m sex without having to be given smelling salts and taken to lie down in a dark room coming from?????

obsessionisaperfume

I think i’d rather hear an explanation to this joke:

(Gifs not mine. Source: x)

I’m sure the implication of anal sex makes Jensen utterly uncomfortable, seeing as HE never starts these jokes and Misha is the one making sexual innuendo all the time.

(But seriously i want a fine print of an explanation of every sexual joke Jensen has made with Misha)

EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE