tom, have you heard the saga of the spn fan movie? first it was finished and free! now it isn’t free and it definitely isn’t finished: they need $50K to complete it. oh wait a sec, they don’t need $50K, they actually need another $125K but that’s mainly because mitch kosterman’s roof needs fixing, and his son’s car needs new brakes.
lmao ‘we need money bc I forgot to prepare myself for the fact that this movie may actually cost us some money and instead of just, idk, postponing the movie, I ran myself into debt with money I don’t have, pls donate so I can feel better about this’
This is so shit but I gotta highlight my fav parts and also point out the blatant manipulation.
“For a long time I have been saying we do not need money in order to make this movie.” Translation : We are extremely self sacrificing and we wanted to give this to you as a gift. Our intentions are not to profit from you but to give to you from our own pockets.
“We will not fail you and we will not fail J and J.” Translation: This is all for you. Also this is for Jared and Jensen. I’m going to invoke the Js right here so that I can appeal to your sense of loyalty. That this movie isn’t about my brother and I, but it’s really an ode to Jared and Jensen. So if you don’t support us you are in fact not supporting Jared and Jensen. Also only “J and J”, matter. There are no more actors on the show and if there were we don’t give a shit about them. “CAST” is not a word in our vocabulary.
The entire second paragraph. Translation: I am so shit planning that I forgot that life goes on even while I’m trying to profit from self insertion because my brother protects from low level celebrities and I have noticed the cultish manner of their fandom and I started to see dollar signs. I am shit at being a capable homeowner and I put my family at risk because I did not see to their financial well being before undertaking this task. We have abused the few people we know because we don’t actually work in film, 1 of us guards some people that spend 9 months of out the year in Canada and they’d told us to fuck right off. Jason is here! He makes Supernatural support him or you arent supporting the show. We also have people with families to support that we have refused to pay because lolz fandom. Did I mention who shit we are at planning and basic forethought
“Get my boys some brakes before he crashes into the other cars in the driveway or worse”. My kid might die if you don’t give us money. Also we have multiple cars and I didn’t think of selling one of them to fund this project and I know some of you are really struggle but fuck that and think of my dead kid. If he dies it’s your fault. Not mine for not planning for “life”
Tl;Dr – we are so shit and need to help us because even though we have lied to you to told you think movie was completed its not and J and J will be mad at you and my kid will die. More money please!“
UGH.
THIS IS DISGUSTING.
I gotta say, I was very excited about the fan movie until now I’m reading these things and I’m so… so unsure. Like…. it feels weird. This movie has become the equivalent of your mom’s friend from work that gives you the overly tight chest-rubby hugs and you’re not sure if you should mention that it’s weird or if the guy just doesn’t know any beter and you’re an awful person for bringing it up.
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