Reblog with an inside joke you have with your friends.

interruptingpanda:

supernaturallynoble:

winjennster:

indigomagnolia:

sleeplessmarmarmalade:

rustedqueens:

remmymoon:

spookydcbby:

eccentricastrology:

trueastrology:

that–aquarius:

luxeastrology:

mrs-screamqueen:

selfishslytherin:

wetgrassisablessing:

coeuramor:

freedemonhugs:

moptrolls:

karkat-shopping-aggressively:

dancingmudkips:

caninotgetawhatnow:

peachpluff:

mentally-unmabel:

nootwest-mansion-mystery:

hntrgurl13:

spottedew:

karkat-shopping-aggressively:

skidar:

cartoon-kittens:

ironicallyflirtatious:

kalaziel0:

askslinkybanana:

snarky-knight:

that-one-spoopy-ampora:

astraleisopode:

marinedeception:

kyaranflowers:

theoneandonlypormstar:

witchacademy:

crowllink:

goldfyshie927:

spoopyphandyhurley:

ghibliihowell:

asstheticlester:

celevtial:

youtube-village:

gothwaldo:

meganootnoot:

necropet:

spoopieststrider:

katdoesdoodles:

doctordragonisback:

almostjollytheorist:

snarkyhetalian:

ask-pigpeter:

penn-name:

frist-over-easy:

“Yes, Captain America has LEGS!”

“Not today small ensemble”

“Yam is meat”

“We don’t HAVE motion detectors!”

“Nebulorbs”

“Fire mage” 

“Fucking bug zapper”

the skink magnet under the bench.

“even my hair is pumpkin spice”

“Be aware of your surroundings Mrs B”

I like pears, but not like that

roy

aicha aicha when we were on the street now i’m alone aicha aicha where did you go

*passive aggressive whispering* pocket

aids donuts

‘hey matthew’ “what?” “fuck you” 

or my personal version 

“hey matthew” “what?” “She’s an uptown girl” 

*stage whisper* two ninety-nine

bread

TWO PEOPLE?!

Free trial? Free trial.

#619

“the human girl fell over”
“mm if ya wang”

LET
DO

CUASE YOUR USUNG A LINUX

I PEE WATERMELONS!

Lick the fucking lamp damn it!

“YOU SEE THAT SMALL POTATO DAVE? THATS YOU! …… Oh my god that’s a pumpkin fuck me up.”

“I will stab you with the real knife”

I know some of you are not honors worthy, and though I’m not naming names, here’s a list.

Oh wow…. oh wow YEAH

“Your room needs to lose weight” 

“I’M THE AUTHOR OF YOUR BROTHER, THE JOURNALS!”

“TO THE SKUNK!!!!”

“pondweed?”

ZING

“CHAD, IM THE SPORTY ONE”

“HIS HEAD FELL OVER AGAIN”

“i have a list of everyone and thing that has a name. but your not in it”

“BILLDIP IS THE NIGHT”

congratulations you’ve won. Congratulations you’ve won. CONGRATULATIONS YOUVE WON. CONGRATULATIONS YOUVE WON. CONGRATULATIONS YOU’VE WON

all hail the shrublord/cabbage patch kid/cabbage patch lord/smol dad (also includes ‘i forgot your name so i tried to describe you to my friends as the grass plant’

SHOW ME THE LEG
SHOW ME THE LEG
SHOW ME THE LEG

HAY IS A DESSERT

Are you straight or are you on drugs?

Box of sin

“They’re naturally lopsided”

“DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY DICKS IVE SUCKED?!!” (Fun fact: that was something @defectiveprincess said to me one of the first times we ever hung out and that was when I knew we were going to be really really good friends)

“Shelby-UGGGGHHHHHHHH”

apple fetish

Form the avocado

friend: “what’s that thing that’s used to scare crows?”
me: “..a scarecrow..”

Dumbassalous

“everyone please clap for mr. cunningham!”
“…….who the hell is mr. cunningham”

“IT’S COUNTRY!”

or

“But is it country chic?”

“I can smell you”

“YOU HAVE NO CHILI!”

or

vanilla come

Stick that in your maths teacher and smoke it

I will give you balls and I will punch you in them

Hola bird!!

In the capital of Just Kidding

Meanwhile, outside the HAAAAAAALLL OF JUSTICE!!!!

Spaaace. It’s a space!!!!!!!!