copperbadge:

samjohnssonvt:

n1ghtcrwler:

anabundanceofstilinskis:

poryqon:

“When the weather gets cold in a few months you will complain about it then, so enjoy this heat”
I will bitch about it now, I will bitch about it then, I will bitch about everything there is ever to bitch about, because guess what, Im a bitch

I feel like this needs to be Seussified. 

I will bitch about heat. 
I will bitch about cold. 
I will bitch about sunshine,
and about growing old. 

I will bitch about everything,
inside and out.
You will find there is nothing
I can’t bitch about. 

There is a perverse spirit in me 
that’s obliged to tumblr convention
regarding orneriness. You see,
I must bring this to @copperbadge‘s attention

Unless someone like me bitches a whole awful lot,
Nothing is going to get better. It’s not.
Mind you, when bitching about all the weather,
We can’t control it; it will never get better.

SO…
Bitch! calls the copperbadge,
Bitch about fall,
Bitch about summer,
You’ll find that it’s all
We can do, is complain, but it makes us feel better
And that’s pretty much all you can do for the weather.