this is just filled to the brim with wackiness and excitement aint it
andi is a bad bachelorette?
“emily is a theory”
im just a theory
Doing it with the name I use online (cuz I’m a paranoid lil twit who doesn’t like using her real name on the scary interweb),
“Ti is a felon.”
I would like to inform you all that NO.
“taylor is a stupid name”
how dare
Abigail is a ghost
“Sunny is a professional shoplifter”
well there goes my cover
“Erica is actually a robot”
Beep boop no I’m not
“Kat is down”
oh well you’re not wrong
“Elizabeth is afraid that her husband” They my husband is what?? “Elizabeth is afraid” would have been accurate. I also checked what most people call me, “Liz is awesome” thanks google 🙂
“Ellie is a nickname for what”
pffft
“Eleanore is a triplet”
Nope… we’re not.
I will never escape the fact that my name is also a religion.
“Elise is awesome”
aww
“sara is a frequent business traveler”
dude i haven’t left my house in four days
“…a kid who is always up to party and have a good time. Dude, I don’t wanna go to that party unless Chris comes.”
That was unexpectedly delightful.
i just came out to have a good meme and
My real concern is that I didn’t even get to to type the “a ” and everything filled in with “Not on Fire”.
What do you know, google.
I got “ben is a person jerry is a person.” Thanks for reaffirming my personhood, google.
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