the-captain-destiel:

Me: I don’t know. When I see Charlie shipped with one of the Winchester boys it doesn’t make sense to me. Charlie doesn’t want no dick.

Friend: Neither does Dean though.

Me: The hell he doesn’t.

This one actually needs no explanation.

Yes Dean. Stare at that Soldier’s ass. What pretty woman in red?

That is entirely too much of an interested stare to be hetero. Even the guy is like..dude wtf?

If that wasn’t an invitation for Cas to fuck him I don’t know what is.

I don’t blame him for wanting to bang Dr. Sexy.

Yes, I too platonically check out my best friend of the same sex like I want to fuck them.

Doesn’t want dick my ass.

Bonus: The best friend all dressed up and looking hot boner.

Try again.