whitmerule:

regalscully:

the fic: there’s only one bed

my ass, knowing damn well they’re gonna fucking share that bed: are they gonna share the bed 👀?

no, he is TOO NOBLE and also TOO NO-HOMO and doesn’t want their friendship to get uncomfortable so he will insist on his friend taking the bed and he himself will try to sleep on the lumpy, too-short couch.

(Until the middle of the night when his friend is sick of hearing him toss and turn and grumble and will sit up and say JUST GET IN THE BED ALREADY DEAN WINCHESTER YOU STUBBORN ARSE.)