I keep having dreams that I’m killing you over and over again and now it’s getting awkward between us. AU
I’m driving on the highway and almost run over you because why are you lying in the middle of the road?! AU
I pull up at a gas station and watch you working from my car before finally building up the courage to go inside and talk to you. You’re not too happy. AU
You walked into the room and a light burst. And now you won’t shut up about how sparks literally flew when we met. AU
I kicked you out and you have nowhere to go.. And now I feel like a jackass. AU
After going missing and losing my entire memory. You find me married to someone else. And that breaks your heart. AU
You’ve never had sex so I try to help you out but you end up embarrassing yourself and now I can’t stop laughing. AU
While we’re playing a board game I get angry and fling it off of a table, but you say nothing and now I’m a fucking idiot. AU
After getting into an argument I go to a gas station and try to make it up to you with porn and sweets. Except they ran out of sweets. And you’re still mad. AU
Your friends get mad at you for sticking up for me and so they tell you to get rid of me. But instead you decide you’d rather have me instead. AU
I keep checking in on you while you are sleeping and you always wake up at the worst time possible, making it seem like I’ve been watching you for a while. Which, of course, I haven’t been… AU
After getting lost in the forest you immediately take off on your own. And now I’ll stop at nothing to find you even though I already found a way out. AU
After I have a mental breakdown I decide to show up naked to apologize. AU
When your stepdaughter tries to kill me I realize I had it coming and decide that we should get her a birthday present anyway. AU
Wait…… All of this shit actually fucking happened.
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