unbossed:

boyswanna-be-her:

riotdog:

shoatgeep:

za-smierc-przyjaciela:

speedwag:

aozth:

2016 is quite a year

ted cruz is literally an alien making up human idioms and hoping they work im so stressed

I looked this up because I didn’t believe but he actually…….did say this

cruz is a reptilian 

[image is a screencap of text reading: “Well let me be clear: Donald Trump may be a rat, but I have no desire to copulate with him,” Cruz said, bizarrely implying he is attracted to rodents.]

this feels like a charlie day quote

That’s just Cruz trying to refer to the American political tradition known as ratfucking while simultaneously feigning innocent ignorance of the term and trying to avoid offending his church lady base by introducing them to the reality that their country’s rulers operate in.