hunterhusbands:

s0raiseyourglassifyouarewrong:

carrionofmywaywardson:

imagineyourotp:

Imagine Person A of your OTP asking out Person B in a foreign language.

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard in my life

#HELLO DEAN I AM YOUR ANGEL HOW IS BREATHING#ARE YOUR LUNGS OKAY I MADE THEM MYSELF#I SEE YOU’RE GETTING SOME COFFEE DO YOU LIKE COFFEE#LET ME KNOW IF YOUR TASTEBUDS ARE PROPERLY CALIBRATED#I’VE NEVER ACTUALLY EATEN ANYTHING I AM A MULTIDENSIONAL WAVELENGTH#BUT I SUPPOSE#IF YOU WANTED#WE COULD#AS YOUR PEOPLE SAY#GRAB A BITE SOMETIME#NO PRESSURE I’LL JUST BE HOVERING ABOUT YOU IN A FORMLESS GUISE WHICH YOUR HUMAN EYES COULD NOT BEAR TO WITNESS#IT’S BEEN SO NICE JUST TALKING TO YOU!!!!! (via robotmango)