acejokes:

Friend: How can you think someone’s pretty and not be sexually attracted to them?

Me: I think people are pretty the same way you think flowers are pretty.

Friend: Okay…?

Me: Um…. Are you sexually attracted to flowers?

Friend: No.

Me: Do you think flowers are pretty ?

Friend: Yes OOOOOHHHHHH I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW THE RAIN IS GONE

And this is how I explain beauty on an asexual level woot woot