Last night I was talking to my boyfriend, and I couldn’t think of the word ‘library’, so I said ‘book ranch’. He thought it was hilarious and started making up alternative names for ‘librarian’.
“Cowbook! Like cowboy! No…Readcher? Like Rancher? No, fuck this is hard…”
and just now I heard him yell “BOOKAROO” from the other end of the apartment in the most triumphant tone of voice i’ve ever heard
BOOKAROOOOOO
This reminds me of the time I couldn’t remember the phrase “linen closet” but I was so tired I didn’t even think about it and just said “blanket pantry” instead.
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