It’s just that Dean seems to like his sex simple and comfortable. Shower
sex is complicated, remember? Then again you can just tie him up and do
all the work and he wouldn’t complain I guess.
Dean did describe shower sex as complicated to Crowley, and I think it’s interesting that he wanted to open a discourse on his sexual preferences with him. Crowley’s tastes, on the other hand, do seem to run toward the more complicated, so during their summer of love, with Dean under the influence, who knows what they got up to. What can surmise is that Dean had faily normal sex with Ann-Marie, and that he pursued Ann-Marie when he needed a change from what ever he had been getting up to with Crowley.
What do we know about Dean Winchester’s sexual preferences? A lot has been written about this, of course. He’s mildly kinky, into roleplay and light domination. He enjoys being manhandled and, uh, womanhandled, but only when he feels safe (not to make this about Dean and Ash, but we have never talked about the light domming that happens during their first encounter when Dean wordlessly asks for permission to touch his keyboard and is denied, but it fits pattern – Dean enjoys sexy rules and being told what to do, of someone else taking the responsibility that he’s so burdened with in everyday life).
But what I really want to put out there is this: Dean had a sexual fantasy about triplets and latex. When he got to heaven, he expected to find this fantasy fulfilled. At the time, everybody assumed the triplets were women, until we learned otherwise. But pretty much everyone also assumes that the latex was in reference to clothing, what the triplets would be wearing. But latex? “The latex“?
Can also reference condoms. And you’re goddamn well not going to need condoms to have sex with women when you’re dead, but you might want them for man on man action for a number of reasons.
Fuck, Andrew Dabb just keeps taking me to school on my own heteronormative assumptions regarding the text.
“Scare the normals” XD it’s funny how I’m a pure snow-white virginal flower for heteronormative standards and I talk about kinky sex like we were talking about the weather. Never underestimate the asexuals.
Anyway, ooooh I had completely forgotten about the triplets and the latex!! It makes me giggle to think at how often the show uses neutral words like twins, triplets, cheerleaders… and then winks at you while the heterosexuals cling to their heterosexuality toy and wail.
Anyway–yeah, you said it all yourself. Oh Dabb. Dabb. Dabb. *cries out of overwhelmedness*
I didn’t wake up this morning thinking I’d end the day convinced that it’s implied canon that Dean Winchester has taken three cocks at the same time, but here we are.
He could. I mean, Crowley’s face is fucking impressed when he says that, is what it is. Given Crowley’s past trauma regarding the size of his manhood, we can also surmise that his choice of vessel isn’t… small.
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