Dean complains about Los Angeles, his first and main objection being guys in skinny jeans that wear sun glasses inside.
Castiel tells Dean that he looks like a lumberjack.
Dean works the case in a leather coat and skinny jeans wearing sun glasses inside in an outfit we have never seen him in before.
I see what’s going on.
That motherfucker knew he looked good too.
The thing is, he looked so comfortable in the outfit.
but he said he hated that men in LA wore skinny jeans and sunglasses
he must hate it
because he said
Someone just tried the “But he had to do it for the job“ argument, and like. Motherfucker, he didn’t have to do it, he chose to do it even when it clearly didn’t work on their target. And he also continued wearing that shit long after they had been ditched by Vince’s agent.
but he said that he didn’t like it
Dean “says one thing but clearly means the opposite based on his subsequent actions” Winchester.
and oh boy
did he hated that water…
or what?
All of this.
Now, let’s pretend for a moment that this isn’t a tv show. If this moment was happening in real life, if one of my friends said they hate cucumber water, but later ended up drinking it, I would think, maybe they secretly like cucumber water, maybe they were just thirsty enough to overlook the fact that it was cucumber water and just drink the damn thing.
Except this isn’t real life, this is a TV show with a limited amount of time to tell a story each week. And there’s a very specific reason this little “Dean ends up doing everything he previously claimed to hate” subplot happened.
Also, even if this was real life, you know why I could not buy that Dean is just thirsty and ~forcing himself to drink cucumber water?
Look at the first gif: when Sam pours himself water, that’s precisely what’s in his glass: water. Just water.
By contrast, look at when Dean pours himself water. There’s a cucumber in his glass. There’s no way a cucumber could’ve made its way into that glass without someone putting it there. The someone who put it there is Dean. So he clearly likes cucumber water enough to want to add even a little bit more cucumber.
Conclusion: Dean likes cucumber even though he said he didn’t. Shockingly, Dean does sometimes like stuff he claims he doesn’t. SHOCKINGLY, Dean sometimes lies.
He had picked up the tongs and put that cucumber in his glass with his own two hands, bless his heart. He was embracing the life.
This is just like the shorts thing. And the chick flicks thing. And the germ thing. And that time Dean even flat-out SAID it:
I mean, what does the show have to do to prove this point?
I wonder what other things he might be lying about?
You bring up an interesting point.
Can we talk about the phallic symbolism of the cucumber tho?
You mean that Dean drank the juice of a penis-shaped vegetable filled with seed? I have no idea what you might be implying.
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