Ant!s: If you’re a woman or straight and you like slash fanfic it means you’re fetishizing gay men and are therefore homophobic.
Fandom: …So you’re saying we should only read and enjoy straight fic?
Ant!s: NO OMG if you only like straight pairings it PROVES that you must be subconsciously homophobic what is wrong with you??
Fandom: …Apparently everything, no matter what we do.