cannibalcoalition:

A very muscly dude came through my line with a basket full of glitter. He has them arranged in chromatic order- red, orange, yellow, green, blue, violet.

I go out on a limb.

“Pride?”

“Hell yeah. I’m gonna Mod Podge the fuck out of my old converse.” Then. “Shit, did I say fuck?” Pause. “Fuck- I said shit.”

I am containing my laughter. 

“Just so you know, the mod podge you have isn’t waterproof- so if they get wet the glitter will probably come off.” 

Wide-eyed pause.

“I’m hoping it rains so I leave a trail of rainbow glitter wherever I go.”