my favourite lines from star trek tos

mindblownie:

• “What are you? What are those?” “I call them ears.” “Are you trying to be funny?” “NEVER”
• “We’re going nowhere mighty fast”
• “The Garden of Eden was..just outside Moscow”
• “Sir, there is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder” *pinches the guy’s neck*

• “I’m a doctor, not an escalator!”
• “Sometimes I think if I hear that word ‘frequency’ once more, I’ll cry.”
• “Logic, logic, I’m sick to death of logic!”
• “That was in the late 1960s” “Apparently captain, so are we” *zoom in on Kirk’s face* “WHAT?!”
• “He had too much happiness”
• that scene in The Trouble with Tribbles when Scotty told Chekov that vodka is for babies and real men drink only scotch
• “How do Vulcans choose their mates? Haven’t you wondered?” *awkward silence* “I guess the rest of us assume that it’s done quite..logically”
• “Captain, you make a very convincing Nazi” *theatrically offended face*
• “Please, Spock, do me a favor and don’t say it’s fascinating…” “No. But it is…interesting”
• “Lieutenant Sulu..is chasing a crewman..with a sword??”
• *three witches appear and curse them* “Spock, comment.” “Very bad poetry, captain.” “…” “A more..useful comment, Mr. Spock.”
• “What is that? Is that a uniform of some kind?” “This little thing? Just something I slipped on” *flutters eyelashes*
• “Captain’s log, stardate… Armageddon” *cue dramatic music*