prairiedust:

starsinursa:

listen, i’m convinced that an adult store is a hunter’s paradise. forget home depot, we’ve got everything for your hunting needs.

need to restrain someone? we’ve got handcuffs, ankle cuffs, hog ties, bondage rope, bondage straps, you name it.

need to string someone up and interrogate them? we’ve got ceiling hooks, over-the-door restraints, under-the-bed restraints, and spreader bars.

need to break in somewhere for a case without being recognized? we’ve got full face masks, gloves, wigs, the works.

need to stitch up some nasty scratches from a werewolf, or tattoo yourself a new anti-possession tattoo? we’ve got antibacterial sprays and topical anesthetic sprays with 20% lidocaine.

need to decompress? we’ve got busty asian beauties AND buff asian beaus. don’t worry, we won’t tell your brother.

^^^this