Ok so everyone likes to talk about Sam’s murdercock, right? Like 80% of the women he’s had sex with has died.
Well… literally everyone Castiel has even kissed (onscreen) has died. Meg. Hannah. April. How am I just now figuring this shit out? If you even make out with Cas, statistically, you have a 100% chance of getting stabbed with an angel blade.
I’d risk it though.
I don’t know how I feel about this…
Hmm, if you make out with Cas you get stabbed with an angel blade. Interesting. Im just gonna leave this right here…