Every time I see white supremacists touting norse gods as their great white hetero pantheon I think of the fact that Freyr, Freya’s brother, probably had a sect of gay men who served as his priestesses and that one line in the Ynglingasaga where the gods are like “Yeah ok Mr. Big Shot Odin, King of the Gods, isn’t it true that practice women’s sorcery and have participated in rituals where you sleep with other men.” and Odin’s like “LMAO I mean yeah but remember I am 10x wiser than all you and can kick all your asses and you, Loki, are at LEAST as bi as I am and that’s not even bringing up the horse thing.”
And all the gods are like “I mean that’s fair.”
Okay I’ve seen in the tags a few people say “It isn’t called STRAIGHTFrost” and honestly that is such a beautiful and worthy addition to this post that Thor in his pretty dress would be angry with me if I did not include it here.
ALSO ALSO I would like to point out that the particular shame in this scenario came from the gods implying that Odin was the bottom in such rituals, as being the top held no shame whatsoever but being on the receiving end was seen as indicating a submissive nature and not a Strong Warrior fit to be King.
And Odin was still like “LMAO yeah but I can still kick all your asses so.”
If we don’t see Mr. Wednesday getting railed in ritualistic sex next season on American Gods what even is the point of having the show on Starz anyways.
Having a subscription to watch the damn thing, I am literally paying in the hopes that I will see Mr. Wednesday being railed in ritualistic sex next season.
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