My 7yo daughter (who is aware of Kingsman but has only seen a few stills and posters) saw a TGC poster and asked about it. So I tried to explain Statesman to her, in a way that a non-American 7yo could understand, that Statesman are kind of like a cowboy version of Kingsman. Her eyes lit up, and she said,
“So do they get to pick a pony?”
I mean GURL
WHAT IF THEY DID
They’re in Kentucky, horse country, capital of horses! They’re in the home of the Kentucky Derby! I would totes read that fic, heeeeeeeeee!
I mean, the only way they could make more money than the bourbon business would be to run a Thoroughbred stable. There’s big money in that.
Their agent names would totally be famous horses, in that case.
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