historians: king james’s sexuality is debated but he was probably straight
james: i love george so much
historians: ah you see but male friendship was very close at the time
james: george is my husband
historians: clearly just a little joke
george: hey james remember that really good sex we had
historians: but james had children with his wife???
anne of denmark: i like when they let me watch
historians, plugging their ears: STRAIGHTY STRAIGHT STRAIGHT