trisscar368:

In a cauldron prepare the following:

• One press release from an actor, network executive, or writer
• One large bucket of salt
• Fresh juice from 1 lemon
• Vodka to taste

Chant while stirring widdershins, “pr is not showrunning, pr is not showrunning, pr is not showrunning”

Apply liberally to dash.  For best results, prepare in a closet at midnight.