The thing that’s the funniest to me about Dragon Age is how shocked the devs seemed that people want to romance the short, hairy, sarcastic, funny dwarf with the romantically tragic backstory. what a totally shocking surprise for them! #letusfuckvarric

tygermama:

poplitealqueen:

Right??? Why make such a sassy, complex, fun character like Varric Tethras and not give us a chance to romance the hell out of him. C’mon. I want him to write smutty stories about my character, man! Let me have that, devs!

not only is Varric a sassy, complex fun character, they gave him a dead sexy voice too

like… what did they think was going to happen?

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