junkrat-the-junker-rat:

thatgirlonstage:

kaycxpher:

the road to el dorado when in the context of a d&d game is the most astounding and hellish streak of 1′s and 20′s

“The people think that you’re gods, what do you do?”

“…we go along with it.”

“Roll performance.”

“…I got a one.”

“Your foot gets caught in the stirrup while you try to dismount from the horse. You look ridiculous.”

“Well I rolled a twenty.”

“…somehow, a volcano stops erupting on your cue. Everyone falls to their knees in awe.”

“I roll to come up with an escape plan” 

“Alright roll”

“…I got a one”

“I try to convince the horse to break us out”

“Roll…animal handling?”

“I got a twenty”

ghostclvb:

bundyspooks:

In the movie American Psycho, Christian Bale based the main character on a Letterman interview featuring Tom Cruise in 1999. When asked about the inspiration behind Patrick Bateman, he replied:

“Tom Cruise on David Letterman had this very intense friendliness with nothing behind the eyes.”

Every day of my life I think about this fact. Every single day.

shock:

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new movie ranking system: how cute was the CGI wolf? 

if it doesn’t have CGI wolves, that doesn’t mean it’s subject to other rating systems, that just means it fails 

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THOR: RAGNAROK – 5/5, perfect score

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NARNIA: THE LION, THE WITCH, AND THE WARDROBE – 4.5/5, voiced by a dude who sounds really hot which gets a separate bonus, boosting the ranking by .5

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TWILIGHT: THE LAST ONE – 5/5, their hands were giant 

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THE JUNGLE BOOK – 5/5. lots of personality. look pretty cartoony and not believable, but i like it.

INCEPTION. no wolves. 0/5. a disgrace of a movie.