Guys. What if Dean is the one to put the hat on Cas’ head?
What if he like, pulls it out from behind his back like “Surprise!” then squishes it down, straightening it by the brim.
And then what if he like, throws on this cheeky-ass grin and winks and then says something like “You ready to do this, paardner?” with a stupid accent.
And what if Cas just looks at him all I-can’t-believe-I-literally-died-and-still-have-to-come-back-and-deal-with-this-moron-at-least-the-empty-was-quiet.
But then rolls his eyes and says “Alright,” and only smiles a little bit when Dean’s back is turned.
yes hello Dean putting the hat on Cas’ head is a fetish I never discovered I had but now I would literally die for it
me: you know what, fuck it, i’m just going to fic some really shameful, fucked-up pornography. i’m just gonna go for it. just, some really vile shit. fuck it! who cares.
me, 3k later: i assume they’re going to fuck eventually but at this point it’s anyone’s guess
what other animals have we bred to have a huge variation in sizes like dogs?
why must we play god
let’s not forget cats
Pigs.
Fully grown healthy small breeds clock in between 70-150 lbs. Extreme situation pigs (AKA minimicro teacup etc, which btw teacup puppies are also extreme situations and are not healthy) show up sometimes at less than 50lbs. There are lab breeds (pigs are used in human medical research because of their similarity in organs and tissue composition) that are rumored to be bred “safely” down to 50 lbs but lab pig breeds are pretty tightly kept confidential.
gigantic commercial breeds can weigh 700+lbs when allowed to reach full size. extreme individuals have been recorded over 1500lbs.
here’s a farm pig and a potbelly, but that farm pig is just a regular farm pig. not even one of the huge ones.
And cattle too.
Chianina (an italian draught breed now raised for meat). this is the tallest and heaviest pure breed of cattle.
But holstein-friesians are ridiculously tall. They don’t weigh as much, but they’re suuuuuuuuper tall.
vs a wide variety of mini breeds.
mini zebus
mini texas longhorns
there’s a ton of miniature breeds. A TON. Some are traditional/natural breeds, IE the entire breed is that small. Some are miniaturized versions of full sized breeds (like the longhorns above. There’s also mini holsteins, mini angus, mini herefords, you name it)
the first time EVER scientists managed to spot a pair of deep sea octopi mating it turned out to be 1. two males and 2. two males of different species 3. the much smaller octopus was clearly topping. neither of the octopi showed any sign of distress, so they clearly were into it, and octopi are too smart not to know what they were doing. source
the animal kingdom is a lot gayer than people want you to believe.
everything is a lot gayer than people want you to believe.
octopi are gay culture
reblog if you love this interracial gay couple that refuses to conform to society’s expectations of sexual roles based on size
Scientists invented fabric that makes
electricity from motion and sunlight.
To create the fabric, researchers at
Georgia Tech wove together solar
cell fibers with materials that generate
power from movement. It could be
used in “tents, curtains, or wearable
garments,” meaning we’d virtually
never be without power. Source
Y’all are fucking idiots. Clean energy will NEVER be enough to replace the energy we have now. We’d have to tear down DOZENS of forests just to fit enough windmills and solar panels to get even a QUARTER (probably less, tbh) of the energy we can produce now.
Yeah, sure, when they’ve already calculated that a few square miles of panels in the empty ass Arizona desert could power the whole nation. But ok, fracking and the diminishing petroleum supply is worlds better.
Nevermind that windmills are often most efficient off the coast. There they take up no land, impact no trees, don’t pollute the water, and are conveniently located where winds are often strongest anyway.
And solar panels can literally be built into roofs of buildings and in empty areas like deserts. The sun strikes the Earth with the same amount of energy in an hour that our civilization uses in a year.
But yeah, it would be impossible for us to ever have enough energy from clean sources.
Durr hurr technology is bad and I would rather light shit on fire than have clean energy
I can also testify to the Arizona desert being empty ass. And the California desert. And the Nevada desert.
The fact that anyone can believe a limited amount of dinosaur oil is more plentiful and efficient than moving air or fucking sunlight is proof that entire populations can be completely brainwashed.
literally just….. parking lots. build shade structures in parking lots with solar panels on top. generate energy AND keep cars from getting hellishly hot and stuffy in the sun……… a win on every possible count…………….
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