you know, mostly I love the way Castiel is presented in fandom. but sometimes I miss seeing the side of Cas that isn’t just cheery and bumbling and sweet-mannered. I love the old bad-tempered, overdramatic whiny pissbaby Cas. this is the creature who bitched and complained constantly, and whose first instinct upon hearing the Apocalypse had arrived was to suggest they all get piss-drunk and lie down on the ground and wait to die.
where’s the high school AU where Cas is a melodramatic bitter asshole like ‘I failed this test. what’s the point. I’m going to drown myself in the water fountain’ where’s the coffee shop AU where someone gets Cas’ order wrong and instead of being a cutie about it he just stares bleakly into his styrofoam cup like ‘i guess it’ll do. i guess it won’t matter when we all eventually turn to the abyss. then again, by that logic, nothing really matters’ or the cute teacher AU where he teaches philosophy and gives all the kids existential crises being like ‘well, technically, nothing is real. and our concept of human life is arbitrary and entirely meaningless……. your paper is due Thursday’
please
bad-tempered
overdramatic
whiny
pissbaby
cas
who
bitches
and
complains
is
my
fucking
jam
FUCK YES! I freaking love bad-tempered,overdramatic , whiny pissbaby Cas. This gives me life
you know what I’m looking forward to seeing a gif of? Harry getting hit in the face with a frying pan
ok but it takes him all of 0.03 seconds to jump right back up again and fuckin dodge a butcher knife, matrix-style, and if that doesn’t turn you on even a little bit then you’re lying
Could someone gif that bit too?
He’s like getting hit by a frying pan? No problem bitches I’m the Neo of our world. I’m back and ready for more.
This is another one of those what’s happening if it’s not Dean flirting scenes for me. I mean, Sam freaking clears his throat to get them to stop making smirky head bobby, head tilty staring faces at each other. Dean’s little bounce as he holds the morgue guy’s attention. And the morgue guy’s little whoa, was I just lost in this FBI dude’s eyes shit. Dean’s let me just look over here at the dead body while Sam gives him the classic seriously, Dean, right now? We’re working. {7.13}
Flirting? I don’t know what you’re talking about, it’s not like less than one minute later Dean talks about having a job with crazy hours and good benefits with a woman
just an fyi if you start randomly hearing sounds like a chain saw, beating heart or screams, its your chat function because tumblr randomly changed the sounds without any warning.
Update:
you can turn it off by opening any chat window, clicking the three dots, and clicking “Make the spooky sounds stop.” This should restore the normal notification sounds.
I just turned to my housemate and said, “y’know, we’d never know if we were haunted” because we have four cats between us, so every clunk, bump, and crash gets entirely ignored
and now I want a movie about a ghost becoming increasingly desperate to haunt a family but they have cats and so the poor dear goes completely ignored
I’ve had this thought before. My cats aren’t allowed in the bedroom, and sometimes I hear them try to come in and just shout “No thank you!” at them. How hilarious would it be if I was really yelling at a poor ghost, trying to spook me.
Between my cat and my ADHD (wait, where did I put my purse? Wasn’t just here? Oh it’s in the pantry. Eh, must be a brain fail. Again.) I would never know whether or not my ass was haunted.
Now all we need is someone with psychosis seeing a demon and going, “Ugh. My meds are messed up again.” Demon goes, “No I’m real.” “Sure you are, Kevin.” “MY NAME IS BELZEBUB.” “SHUT THE FUCK UP KEVIN I AM TRYING TO STUDY.”
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