When our hero gets an earful of sass from our heroine and realizes his biggest kinks include a sharp tongue and a spine of steel

romancepodden:

Also:

castiels-tight-grip:

Misha back at it again at SPNCLE

marthawells:

escapalization:

sprmint-bkgsoda:

From the mouth of a One Percenter –

Abigail Disney

!!!!!!!!!!!

“Yes, there is a superyachtinvestor.com. Go look at it and it will make you so angry, you could chew glass.”

dcnkey:

pun-dead:

heteromale:

yheg:

what is this

bald dog

this is the weirdest thing ive ever seen but with no negative or positive connotation just very neutrally weird

where did she get her choker 😍

batcemetery:

alwaysbewoke:

these are the days i remember why i love the internet hahaha

in case u wanna see samuel l jackson’s response

uptional:

“You’ll never find the right person if you never let go of the wrong one.”

— unknown (via frequents)

sciencespider:

captain-dorrito:

sciencespider:

Peter: Mr. Stark I need a rocket ship ASAP

Tony: what, why?? Where are you going???

Peter, crying: It’s the Curiosity Rover’s birthday and he has to sing happy birthday all by himself on Mars and thats sad

Tony, already building a rocket: Say no more

Peter and Tony: *arrive and hop out of there rocket, only to see shuri in a super high tech space suit, holding cupcakes, and standing next to T’challa in his black panther suit because of course shuri made it so it could withstand a vaccum*

T’challa: she made me come here. It’s not too late for you if you run.

Tony, who loves all robots so fucking much: Ummmm why would we leave

Peter, holding up a gift: yeah, we brought presents!!!!

Shuri: yeah!!!!!!

T’challa, sighing: oh my god

ironmess:

the russo brothers have it so easy like… just make tony wield the gauntlet with acdc blasting in the background and everyone will shit their pants and never forget it