#aboutme
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Me: i love books! I love them so much! I am such a bookworm!
Friend: cool! How many did you read this year?
Me: OK, so here’s the thing
I did not come here to be attacked in this manner
Me: Hey memory, what do you call the little stiff thing on the end of a shoelace?
Memory: An aglet.
Me: And how do you jumpstart a car?
Memory: Red to red, black to frame.
Me: And what’s the name of the computer game I played at a friend’s house once in 1998?
Memory: Bad Mojo.
Me: And what’s the name of this person that I’ve met several times recently and am about to socialize with?
Memory: lol idc
“it’s been a long ass fucking week”
-me, on tuesday
“it’s been a long ass fucking week”
-me, on tuesday
Person: Have you seen that episode where…
Me: I have seen every episode, go on
Dammit when are we getting our Dragonriders of Pern TV series??
everyone who ever read a Dragonriders of Pern novel and who has seen show after show in this genre getting serious viewership (via ramoth)
me: [wants to talk about ocs w people]
me: [hasn’t produced nearly enough content for anything to make any kind of sense to anyone who hasn’t been living in my head for the past six years]
me: fuck
Don’t underestimate me because I’m quiet. I know more than I say, think more than I speak and observe more than you know.
secondhand embarrassment is pure agony and i wish a lot of comedy didnt rely on it
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