infiniteragequit:

luhleti:

overprotective parents raise the best liars.

dude i don’t even do it on purpose anymore

just they ask me where i was and bullshit falls out

I… try not to do this anymore, but there are some things they wouldn’t want to know about, or it’s none of their business really. I mean that in the kindest way possible. And, also, I keep my mouth shut about a lot in the interest of family harmony.

Is “helpfully judgmental parenting” a known thing?