boy oh boy
Tag: assassin’s creed
turns out you can get an all-woman crew for free and the women have unique sea shanties so now my ship is powered by pure concentrated lesbianism
so i looked up the lyrics to the shanty they’re singing because i’m lovin it and someone provided
20gayteen is the year video games give the gays what they want
An Enemy™
Meet Kassandra and Alexios, either one of them will be your Spartan hero in the fight of the Peloponnesian War in Assassin’s Creed Odyssey!
And there are two in-game images of Kassandra. What a beauty!
Unluckily about Alexios, I haven’t seen him in an ACOD video yet.
You can’t write Assassin
Without Ass, Sass or Sin…



That ended up a little deeper and less humorous than I intended, what with the Rothfrye gif.
I get really offended when people tell me I’m going to hell for being bisexual, because I feel like they’re overlooking all the perfectly valid reasons I’m going to hell.
Assassin’s Creed in a nutshell
















