awake!jake
→ I must say, this is going considerably better than when I came out to my colleagues. They were not, as the kids say, awake. Do you mean woke? I did mean woke. But it’s grammatically incoherent.
Tag: brooklyn 99
I miss this show.
the way he claps when he says HOT DAMN is what makes it.
Brooklyn Nine Nine is a gift and I’m SO MAD for not watching sooner.
BTW, season 4 premieres September 20.
the best thing about this is still the fact that the “hot damn” was improvised and thats why they cut away so fast because everyone breaks
Might be my favorite joke of the series
HOT DAMN
Still one of my favorite moments from this show.
Not to be dramatic or anything but….who do I have to bribe to make this happen?
Can they also hire him to write the music? Pretty please?
when Alexander Hamilton and Luke Skywalker are leading the protest against you you know you fucked up @foxtv
imagine one day spidey is held up by the new york city police department, and he’s expecting the same old bullshit of “this stupid spider menace vigilante blah blah blah” like the cops in queens always say to him, but instead he’s met with a 30 year old brooklyn cop who is less concerned with peter being a vigilante, and is more concerned with peter’s powers. he won’t stop asking peter about his spider powers, how they work, how he got them, how he would rate them on a scale of “cool” to “toit”
and finally peter gets a word in edgewise and is like “not that this isn’t refreshing compared to the way the police usually treat me, but what kinda cop are you again??” and the cop is like “i’m actually a detective, jake peralta from the 99th precinct. anyways can you summon an army of spiders or is that just a rumor?? oh my god can you talk to them, can you ask the spiders if they like die hard??”
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