haltraveler:

rosadiiiaz:

why do people stan Loki when the ultimate anti-hero has been here the entire time

Please, Doug Judy fits the pattern of Loki in Norse myth perfectly. He approaches the protagonists (Jake/the Aesir) with aid to their problems, his aid invariably makes things worse, but he always fixes the big problems caused by his actions and gets away scot-free (well, except, in Loki’s case, for that one time).

My point: Doug Judy IS Loki

@gyhldeptis

queer-xicana:

iwillbestronger:

the funniest b99 moments we never talk about

– “People I work with all think my name is Rosa Diaz” “Yeah- wait, what?” “Don’t worry about it”

– In the Christmas episode where Hitchcock is like “my rapping is still on the table” and Holt goes “IT’S NOT EVEN IN THE DINING ROOM!” lowkey the greatest comeback of the show

– CHARLES FANCY TALKING WHEN HE’S LYING

– “We’re d-d-driving in a” “CAR! Destination drug dealer’s” “BAR! Pass the mic right over to CHARLES! We forgot Charles.”

– “The hours are long, the danger is constant. The pay…is LOL.”

– ROSA’S ICONIC “I’M BUSY WORKING ON THIS…EXCUSE”

– “Those are just some of the rices I love…also basmati…oh, that’s all of them now.”

– when Amy starts screaming at Holt for throwing her pen off the roof lmao

– may i please respectfully add when charles is beating the shit out of the latvian mafia guy and yelling in latvian but the only phrases he knows are “PAPA LOVES YOU” and “YOU’RE A SPECIAL BOY”

allisonpregler:

iloveyoualeclightwood:

aimee-b-loved:

party-wok:

bookoisseur:

I miss this show.

the way he claps when he says HOT DAMN is what makes it.

Brooklyn Nine Nine is a gift and I’m SO MAD for not watching sooner.

BTW, season 4 premieres September 20.

the best thing about this is still the fact that the “hot damn” was improvised and thats why they cut away so fast because everyone breaks

Might be my favorite joke of the series