Kelios unfollowing Alex’s cat over Brokebacknatural
“Western slash romcom with Misha” – Jensen Ackles
Kelios admitting Jensen is emotionally OK with Destiel now
HonCon/Cocklescon/Oil Rig Accent/”Don’t Let Us Down” – Jensen Ackles
2k18 gave us:
Charlie returns
Sabriel fandom even got fed
Sam dreaming of TFWfamily+domestic Destiel
Stickergate
Decade of Castiel/Misha/Destiel
Promised not to take a screenshot/picture meme
Antis already complaining from the preview about Cas pining for Dean
They are literally saying Cas is pining
Nancy the Destiel Shipper
And the next season hasn’t even started yet, we’ve got 2+ months to go on the YEAR.
Bless.
Dear Diary,
I may have to begin upkeeping daily updates.
Two days ago, we received spoilers on season 14 via pre-screenings, with promises of multiple punches in the face to antis in mere minutes.
Yesterday, we received the gift of Jensen merrily filming Misha Pieing Trump* in the face.
Today, 10/4/2018, Mitch Kosterman, brother of Clif, J2’s bodyguard, formerly in close association with the Kelloggs Club, retweeted this.
I am unsure the state the fandom will be in. There is one week left in hiatus and this shows no sign of slowing.
Honorable mention: J2 Hats are still arguing and angry about Jensen’s last interview and Jared’s lack of appearance. This storm may take the full week to subside.
Dear Diary,
It has not even been an hour, much less a full day, but the updates are still coming.
Fandom is reaching dangerous levels of JenMish. Everything is becoming rainbow. Please send some monochrome color palettes.
I am SO IN for all of this rn.
Dear Diary,
People are staring at me while I am writing in my diary and aggressively eating popcorn, enraptured. Also, it has been brought to my attention that I failed to incorporate major updates of 2k18, such as The Ineffable Post. Perhaps, of course, because it is Ineffable. Apparently I deleted the memory base due to the level of personal exposure for the subjects related to the event, but it has been restored from my mental recycling bin. This, partnered with Mitch’s retweet, is threatening to make *me* think in Cockles wavelengths.
Help is needed, situations are dire. Packaged heteronormativity is urgently requested.
I am l i v i n g
Dear Diary,
The saga rapidly continues, unfolding before my very eyes. Mitch Kosterman seems to be taking some kind of stand for and about Cockles shippers. I am admittedly shocked by this course of events.
The tweet is still there.
The follow remains.
I commit these thoughts to text to ensure come-morning that this wasn’t some sort of lucid hallucination.
*scratches in a late update* 14 years of awareness of anti behaviors cited directly from Mitch to those apologizing for the J2-hats currently hate tagging him.
Is this the real life
is this just fantasy
Shamelessly reblogging myself to add:
This is my second greatest moment on Twitter.
OMG THE “I LOVE THIS SO MUCH” IS MY TWEET I HAVENT BEEN BACK ON YET YIKES
Mitch: retweets a nice video of Jensen & Misha and may or may not have missed the caption.
Antis: do their usual and start harping on at him over something trivial.
Fandom: apologises for tinhats and supports him.
Mitch: Don’t worry I don’t care, ive known they’re idiots for 14 years nothing’s changed. Follows a bunch of cockles accounts. Doesn’t delete the original retweet.
A small portion of the “Epic Love Story of Jensen Ackles and Misha Collins”
@mishacollins: copied wrong link from a post on my feed. It was supposed to be an article saying social media surpassed porn on the web. Strangely poetic.
@Omundson: @mishacollins But on the bright side, I learned something new. So thanks.
Because I couldn’t find a post in my archives with all three tweets and links, and some people have never heard about the greatest thing that ever happened
somewhere out there in canada there’s a server that one time had to tell her kitchen manager, “this gay couple wants the three least ordered items on the menu, whatever the fuck that means”
(About fun stories with Misha on the boat) Jensen: Another one did include him, umm having to, umm, having to strip down and put some, umm, goggles on, because, we were- Jared: What?! Jensen: Because we- we were attached to something. Jared: Wait a second. Taken out of context. I’m gonna- Jensen: This was a family trip! This is a family- this is a family story! (Audience member: Whistles) Jensen: Uuh. But umm. But luckily he didn’t have to dive underneath the boat and untangle us. I was able to reach it, so. Jensen: Seriously, it was like, where is it, it was a crab trap- Jared: What?! (Drums: Ba-dum tssh) Jared: But seriously, folks. Jensen: But seriously (does comedy elbows) Jensen: Nevermind. Jared: That story didn’t get better, it got worse! Jensen: Nevermind. Jensen: That’s all I’m gonna tell ya. Jared: Misha stripped down and put some goggles on, because we were attached… ‘cos we had crabs. (Drums: Ba-dum tssh)
Jensen: “I couldn’t see you for a while. I got a little nervous.” Misha: “That was hard.” Jensen: “It was.” Misha: “It was like being in the water without a life jacket. Scary.” Jared: “What is?” Misha: “Just not being able to see him.” Jared:…