JESUS FUCK I KNOW WHICH ONE IS DEAN AND WHICH ONE IS CAS NOW.
FINALLY CONFIRMED: Bert is Dean and Cas is Ernie.
but guys guys guys do you know what’s the glorious thing about this:
Dean is the kind of viewer that catches homoerotic subtext.
Dean . gets. gay. subtext.
“I know it for certain” For certain. he sees it. he embraces it. he doesn’t dismiss it nor gets grossed out about it, he’s not “eww they’re gay”, he just takes it as a fact and that’s beautiful.
(Also how many macho straight guys actually not only see it but are cool with it? just saying)
This is a beautiful addition to my post. Thank you.
Dean Winchester would think Dean is bi.
He SO would. *G*
<laughs> Dean and Sam watching Supernatural together…
<Dean, with his mouth full probably> “I am telling you Sam, that angel dude and that Dean character have a thing for each other…”
<Sam, with extreme poker face> “Really? I don’t see it, man! Can you point out where to me, more specifically?”
<Dean> “Sure, just look at the praying thing, for a start…uh…” <eyes widen and chokes on food>
Are other fandoms as meta as our fandom? I don’t think other fandoms are as meta as our fandom.
There’s a sign (presumably for a bathroom) that has a picture of a man and a woman on it, and then boom, Dean walks around the corner. The camera focuses on a sign with both a man and a woman, then turns directly onto Dean.
– So it could all be the same chick? Morphing into, uh, to different dream girls?
– Yeah, actually. Probably.
[4×14]
Hey, remember how Dean’s siren was a dude?
oh. my god.
i watched this episode on sunday and i just fucking realized the siren literally seduces dean through song.
In this scene in the bar, they’re testing each other on recognizing songs and naming their albums, performers, writers, etc. Dean’s totally won over by Nick when Nick knows more than dean about one of them! Like. On top of the fact that every single time, the siren is presenting the victim with a romantic/sexual version of a different relationship in his life (and we see this for BOTH existing romantic relationships AND platonic ones), and the siren says that he does it to be “in love,” not to just experience any kind of love, this just takes the fucking cake
‘it was most likely a girl’ ok mr heteronormative lemme stop u right there. in fact, in the scene, we see a guy go into the roadhouse after dean, but there’s no girl in sight. the guy walks in, but he doesn’t come out again. neither do any other patrons, girl, guy or other. now why would they show a guy walking into the bar after dean unless they wanted us to notice? they didn’t have to have anyone walking there, and they could have easily made it a girl, and i’m certain that people would have been like ‘oh! that’s who dean hooked up with’ if it had been.
then when dean gets back to the car, he says ‘mistakes were made’. if it had been a girl, why would he have said that? hooking up with women isn’t a mistake to dean. even sam said that ‘he needed that’ in reference to his own hook up, highlighting the difference between both hook ups. he also groans as he sits down, but u can come to ur own conclusions about that. and lbr, does this really look like the face of a guy who just had hetero sex with a woman?
dean checks out every male mechanic in the airplane hangar, smiling and leering at all of them, without paying attention to the planes. (meta)
man on the plane winks at dean, dean is taken aback but waves anyway before carrying on with the EMF meter. the man apparently had a gaydar which dean was definitely on. (meta)
dean checks out a guy at the party and winks at him, and then a few moments later, turns around to check him out again, and then again when they’re leaving.
dean is disappointed he can’t hook up with someone that night; says it while staring at the same guy (meta #1, #2)
dean has the sports section of the newspaper next to his bed, even though dean isn’t shown to have any interest in the sport. dean is also mostly naked, and his right hand is beneath the covers. (meta)
dean gets the number of a bartender, speaks about them in gender neutral terms. sam asusmes it’s a girl, but dean doesn’t seem interested at all in the woman bartender; suggesting that the number is from the male bartender (meta)
dean has the number of a guy named caleb written down, who dean calls and caleb helps him with the case. dean says it’s their dad’s friend caleb, but the area code suggests he’s gotten the number recently. if it had been their dads friend, he would have had the number in his cellphone already, seeing as he calls him in 1×10 (meta)
sam calls for ash, but he doesn’t answer the door. the second dean calls for him, ash opens the door, naked
contrast between sam and dean’s reactions to seeing ash naked- sam is surprised, but quickly gets over it and goes about his business. dean, on the other hand gets a look at ash’s dick and screws his eyes shut. His reaction is overblown. he avoids looking at his in an extremely pronounced way. his reaction is not in proportion to what is happening in the scene. just before, he had dodged the eyes of Jo, his designated female love interest at the time, in the same way. he basically has the same reaction to Jo and to Ash, but Ash is way more naked. (roughly quoted from)
dean tell’s sam ‘it’s like being roofied man, it doesn’t count’ which sounds like something a closeted guy would say, like ‘we were drunk man, it doesn’t count’ or ‘it was only blow jobs man, it doesn’t count’. this also suggests that dean has done things with other men while roofied or drunk. (while doing stuff with men under the influence of roofies doesn’t necessarily make you bisexual, the way in which dean says it suggests that ‘it didn’t count!’ is an excuse he’s used before)
madison says ’you get a few scotches in him and he started hitting on anyone in a five-mile radius. you know the type.’ sam, after looking at dean, says he does know the type.(notice the gender neutral terms)
dean wants to go to the prison to help deacon, and even though sam keeps saying they should leave, dean refuses. he seems to like deacon a lot and wants his respect.
ash is wearing a new watch that he hasn’t worn in previous episodes, but dean is able to identify him by it later in the episode, suggesting that dean’s visited ash a few times off-screen
dean is paralleled to lily; who killed her girlfriend by touching her, and the scene cuts directly from dean’s touching of dead ash to her.
2×22- all hell breaks loose part two (watch)
when ellen brings up what happened at the roadhouse, we see this reaction shot of dean, but none of sam even though he was also friends with ash, suggesting dean is more bothered by his death
dean’s happy to see ritchie, but his face falls when he sees the woman in ritchie’s room
ritchie goes into sam and dean’s room, and dean immediately begins taking off his clothes like it’s something he’s used to doing in front of this guy. (which it probably is. dean saved ritchie from a succubus in the past, so they’re obviously intimately familiar.) he takes off his fed suit clothes and rolls up his sleeves, something we’ve never seen him do before this moment on the show (meta)
dean checks out the demon!priest guy when they’re done interviewing him
dean asks if sam’s having a sexual dream about angelina jolie, or brad pitt. dean thinks that it’s normal and completely understandable to make ‘happy noises’ while dreaming of brad pitt.
sam and dean both thought the siren infected victims through sex; and when sam finds out dean’s been infected, he immediately accepts that dean apparently had sex with the siren, no surprise or hesitance.
actor who played nick says ‘(nick) enjoyed having control over these boys in a sexual way. It’s a strange way to describe it. Considering the Siren initially appears as a female that seduced men, it was almost as if gender wasn’t a factor for it.’
cas and the orgy girls are waiting for dean to get there before starting the orgy, suggesting it’s something dean takes part in and is a normal part of their lives at the camp. 2014!dean is obviously comfortable enough to let cas see him naked, at the very least
dean canonically likes to wear woman’s underwear. while this doesn’t necessarily mean he’s bisexual, it does show that dean does project stuff like this (onto sam mostly, which we saw when dean asked sam if the bra was his) and it also shows that dean isn’t the macho man that he appears to be on the surface.
he looks at a naked guy’s crotch unnecessarily (they already knew it was the guy they were looking for because of the arm tattoo, credit card and driver’s license they’d already seen)
dean checks out men/looks at men as though he’s hungry for them. (which he probably is, seeing as it’s the famine episode.) examples: cas, cupid (meta #1#2)
three episodes after this, dean tells cas ‘the last person who looked at me like that i got laid’. who’s the last person to look at dean ‘like that’? digger wells. carver wrote both of these episodes, so it’s not coincidental. (meta)
digger asks dean ‘who died and made you queen?’not king.
dean x sid; sid has been buying him beers for a year, dean bothered by the sight of sid with his wife, dean more interested in sid than hot waitresses (meta)
eliot then drags dean into the store away from the guys he was checking out, similarly to how sam did in yellow fever.
fan fiction gap! eliot tells dean he needs to get him more clothes (at night time, in the interrogation room) then dean leaves with eliot. next scene, it’s the day time and they’re at the tailors.
7×20- the girl with the dungeons and dragons tattoo (watch)
teaches charlie how to flirt with a man
dean/charlie parallels (ex. charlie being gay and loving female characters, similar to how dean loves dr sexy)
the people from the video think that sam and dean are queer, and also that dean says awesome too often. unlike in Playthings, dean doesn’t ask ‘why do these guys think we’re gay?’ instead, he asks sam if he says awesome a lot, to which sam replies ‘ no. no, no. no.’ (meta)
sam asks dean “you’re not even gonna see cas while you’re there? then what’s the point?” when he finds out that dean is going to drive 14 hours to idaho, suggesting that unless dean visits cas while he’s there, there’s no point going even though there’s a case there and people are dying
the music when dean watches cas through the window of the gas n’ sip is the same music from when sam was watching amelia through the window in 8×09
dean is visibly bothered by the fact cas is going on a date, but hides it from cas
fan fiction gaps! there’s actually two in this episode- even though only one is really talked about. there’s one before they get to nora’s, from when cas asks for a ride (in which it’s daytime) and when they get to nora’s (at night) and there’s another one after nora’s, in which they leave (at night) and get back to the gas n’ sip the next day. what did they do during those hours? we’ll never know.
dean says ‘you’re human, now’ and pointedly looks at cas’ lap. (meta)
their goodbye is decidedly not how you would say goodbye to a friend. if you were to take out that scene and place it into a gay romance movie, it would fit in perfectly.
dean gets back to the bunker and sam asks what happened to his arm, to which answers ‘oh, it was a gft from cain.’ sam then asks ‘like…the wrestler?’ (like seriously, what does sam think does in his spare time? go out and roll around with wrestlers?) dean then answers ‘i wish, that would be awesome.’ long story short, dean wants to get pinned down and roughed up by a wrestler.
instead of telling sam about canyon valley he shows him a video instead, which coincidentally involves a hot (occasionally topless) dude that is definitely dean’s type
acts awkward towards larry when they met, getting lost in his eyes and grinning a lot (meta)
guy tells dean to stop flirting with his trainer, assumes dean is into guys
dean says he relates to a girl saying it’s nice to have cushion when having sex with a guy.
dean listens to taylor swift and doesn’t turn it off (meta) (more meta)
sam comes to dean with a case of missing naked people. as far as Dean knows, they’re all men. the one confirmed case sam shows him is a man, whose photo dean enlarges.
he then says ‘bout time this gig got an R rating’ (meta)
dean is visibly worried that ‘nothing is ever deleted off of the internet’, even though it’s canon that sam knows that dean watches anime porn online and was on a dating site to look for women, i wondr what he’s possibly hiduing?
donnie is sad that dean doesn’t sit at the bar and talk to him, hinting that it’s something that dean usually does. says ‘I guess I’m by myself, then’ when dean walks away. proving that dean usually sits at the bar with donnie rather than try to pick up chicks, as some would assume
dean and cas are very touchy-feely, dean finding any excuse to touch him, with the blanket, helping him up, unbuttoning his shirt etc. he also strokes cas’ thigh and hold his hand in the warehouse scene.
dean hooking up with a guy in the roadhouse. (meta)
now if you compare this list of bi!dean moments with the list of straight!dean moments, you can definitely see that the proof for bisexual dean vastly outweighs the proof for straight!dean. which isn’t hard, as there isn’t any proof for straight dean; which i’m gonna prove for you real quick right here:
1. people like to use the fact that dean said he ‘didn’t swing that way’ to prove that he’s straight, when in fact, it’s null and void. no closeted queer person would come out to a random person, especially an enemy, which dean was speaking to each time he’s said something along those lines. when dean is approached in a non-platonic manner by non-enemies, though, he doesn’t say ‘he doesn’t swing that way.’ or deny his sexuality whatsoever. (for example, with aaron.)
2. people also like to argue that the fact dean has never kissed or had sex with a man on the show means he’s not bisexual, which isn’t true. a person of any sexuality can have never kissed or had sex with anyone, and it wouldn’t lessen their sexuality. (for example: charlie was still as much of a lesbian before she kissed gilda as she was after.)
3. then of course there’s this interview that kripke did. this is not evidence against bi!dean! eric kripke, the show’s creator, has never called dean straight. he said that he thought the dynamic between sam and dean (who are brothers) is not unlike the dynamic between sebastian and miles from revolution (being the topic of the interview), who are two straight men. this quote by him is often used out of context by people trying to disprove bisexual dean by saying that the two straight men he’s talking about are sam and dean, when the people in question aren’t even on supernatural.
but yeah, carry on saying dean is straight if that’s what floats your boat, and if you do happen to know any evidence for straight dean, i’d be happy to debunk it for you
¯_(ツ)_/¯
*this only contains the more obvious moments, and there is more evidence in the show that isn’t on here, such as in the symbolism, body language, tone or set design of a few episodes, but they’re smaller and/or more open to interpretation than these, so they’re not on here. feel free to watch the show and try to find more!
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