If you feel like there’s no laughter in your life, picture suburban!destiel. More specifically, picture Dean’s reaction when someone pulls him over to prove that they “have gay friends”.
probably the most ridiculous/best thing about 8.07 to me is that Dean and Sam literally hunt supernatural things for a living but when confronted with hallucinations of Cas neither one of them at any point are like “… maybe something supernatural is going on???” they’re both just like “oh yeah must be grief-induced love visions just gotta move past it”
Sometimes one’s brain just melts over this: endverse!Cas is onscreen for fewer than six minutes of this episode. FEWER. THAN. SIX. MINUTES.
He’s in five scenes, in two of which he doesn’t speak at all (exterior, silently watching when Dean shoots the Croat-infected patrol member; and exterior in Kansas City, with binoculars as they’re preparing to go into the hot zone). So three speaking scenes (not counting the pair of 2009!Cas ones that bracket the episode):
a) “You…are not you…not now you, anyway”; b) “What? I like past you!”; and c) “But then, that’s just how I roll.” [x]
Three scenes—maybe five minutes total.
And we’re halfway through a million-word series about him.
I love everyone in this bar survivalist encampment.
Favourite Dean/Cas moments ~ 5×03 ‘Free to Be You and Me’ ‘There are two things I know for certain. One, Bert and Ernie are gay. Two, you are not gonna die a virgin. Not on my watch.’