sandpiper-watermelon:

deancasheadcanons:

chubby!dean is canon.

• it’s canon that dean eats at least one cheeseburger per day.
• it’s canon that dean believes a good cheeseburger is as good as sex.
• it’s canon that dean likes to cook….greasy food.
• it’s canon that dean will eagerly accept pretty much any junk food when it’s offered to him.
• it’s canon that dean gets excited when he gets to finish whatever sam didn’t eat.
• it’s canon that dean is an enthusiastic, messy eater.
• it’s canon that someone has told dean that he has a “dad bod.”

all of the evidence is there….except for the fact that the actor who plays dean is not chubby. 

so, like, dean SHOULD be chubby. everything points to dean being chubby. but you can deny it and very easily point to jensen ackles and say, “dean is not chubby because jensen is not chubby,” and i will have to relent and say, “yeah, wow, you’ve got a point,” but that doesn’t change the fact that chubby!dean is as close to canon as it’s ever going to get.

what i’m trying to say is that dean is bisexual.

He doesn’t work out. At all. Ever. He’s stated plainly the only exercise he gets is chasing monsters. Unlike Sam who we’ve seen doing push ups and going to the gym and making an effort to work on his bod.

You don’t get Jensen’s nice bod by eating cheeseburgers and never going to the gym, so he’s bi is all I’m saying.