WHAT IN HOLY HELL IS THE STORY BEHING THAT NAKED MISHA PICTURE?! How am I a part of this fandom for years and did NOT no about this? Is it old news? What is going on? I don’t have enough brain functions to process this after seeing it, but still…

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A few years ago Misha asked people to vote for a friend of his, promising in return a photo of himself “naked on a horse”

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Lo and behold, King Troll fulfilled his promise:

When you crop and zoom in:

Also, if things look a touch “odd” down there, I recall reading or hearing somewhere (now I can’t remember where) that Vicki took the photo because he had in fact put a starfish on his penis. So there’s that.