Unexpected awkward moments: taking your friends, who you just introduced to Kingsman, to see TGC at a theatre that serves food. And not thinking about the fact that they just got burgers until Charles goes into the mincer. >.>
you know what I’m looking forward to seeing a gif of? Harry getting hit in the face with a frying pan
ok but it takes him all of 0.03 seconds to jump right back up again and fuckin dodge a butcher knife, matrix-style, and if that doesn’t turn you on even a little bit then you’re lying
Could someone gif that bit too?
He’s like getting hit by a frying pan? No problem bitches I’m the Neo of our world. I’m back and ready for more.
Eggsy going on his tiptoes to hug Harry and harry calling out his name and then softer again “eggsy” as they hold each other sounds like fanfiction but it’s canon congrats matthew vaughn you made a really gay spy action comedy
My 7yo daughter (who is aware of Kingsman but has only seen a few stills and posters) saw a TGC poster and asked about it. So I tried to explain Statesman to her, in a way that a non-American 7yo could understand, that Statesman are kind of like a cowboy version of Kingsman. Her eyes lit up, and she said,
“So do they get to pick a pony?”
I mean GURL
WHAT IF THEY DID
They’re in Kentucky, horse country, capital of horses! They’re in the home of the Kentucky Derby! I would totes read that fic, heeeeeeeeee!
I mean, the only way they could make more money than the bourbon business would be to run a Thoroughbred stable. There’s big money in that.
Their agent names would totally be famous horses, in that case.
BEST way to watch Kingsman: The Golden Circle. Four Kingsman fans with the theatre to themselves shouting “GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!” at the screen.
This is accurate.
(Harry is so gay.)
It was so much fun tho, I am totally still chinhandsing. And I swear, the Harry/Eggsy undertones did not hit me the first time around the way they did this time around. Like, all the comparisons to his relationship with Tilde, to the way he just. Looked at Harry like Harry had hung the sun, the moon, and the stars… So much more prominent second time around. I mean. Good lord.
I have. So much poly fic to write.
So many parallels. Also, the double breakup bar scene. Also, also, Eggsy looking at Tilde like he never wants to stop looking at her. XD
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