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hobbitystmarymorstan:

makethwoman:

hobbitystmarymorstan:

makethwoman:

BEST way to watch Kingsman: The Golden Circle. Four Kingsman fans with the theatre to themselves shouting “GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!” at the screen.

This is accurate.

(Harry is so gay.)

It was so much fun tho, I am totally still chinhandsing. And I swear, the Harry/Eggsy undertones did not hit me the first time around the way they did this time around. Like, all the comparisons to his relationship with Tilde, to the way he just. Looked at Harry like Harry had hung the sun, the moon, and the stars… So much more prominent second time around. I mean. Good lord.

I have. So much poly fic to write.

So many parallels. Also, the double breakup bar scene. Also, also, Eggsy looking at Tilde like he never wants to stop looking at her. XD

Hell, yes! All the OT3! Royal Hartwin. :d

tangerineshades:

Tell me this isn’t exactly how Merlin feels 90% of the time he’s acting as a Kingsman handler.

secretcycletidal:

Kingsman: The Golden Circle + textposts

solarrift:

textsfromthetailors:

(231): I’ll do whatever I want when I’m 80.

(989): If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.

I’m sorry, I couldn’t help but continue it:

textsfromthetailors:

(+44): Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public

gyhldeptis:

makethwoman:

tmw you realize that long before Kingsman came into being, there was a spy posing as a tailor in the Bajoran system.

I am so not sorry for encouraging this.

candyassgoth:

so where exactly is the hartwin dumspter everyone is chillin in i need a place to stay

hartwin-edits:

The three times that Eggsy was mentioned/compared/alluded to a rentboy

https://vine.co/v/exWnWiOIzLl/embed/simple //platform.vine.co/static/scripts/embed.js

annaofaza:

yourefullofsurprises:

Eggsy’s car like three years post-canon

Merlin going, “This is the last time I pick you to bring dogs for the dog test. Different breeds, Eggsy! Different breeds!”

(Source: https://vine.co/)

makethwoman:

tmw you wake up feeling super unsettled and thoroughly upset, because the last thing you remember is shouting and arguing with someone about how “don’t you dare try and turn him into a monster, it wasn’t his fault he did what he did, he had no control! No one had control that day! And he’s gone now, he can’t even defend himself, and you have no right!”

And then realize it was a dream and… wtf, it wasn’t a dream about Kingsman or Harry Hart, but that was totally a dream about Kingsman and Harry Hart.