ruledeargremlinchild:

red-paladin:

daddyroboarm:

genosidal:

desertfullofmonkeys:

blackshield:

blackshield:

daddyroboarm:

Lance was tryin to Sugar Daddy Allura with literally zero (0) moneys like what a fucking mood 

I’m ngl it’s kind of disgusting that you’re calling Lance, a minor, some sort of sugar daddy. That is very not okay.

Checked and op is a shaladin that explains a lot

The discourse in this fandom never ceases to amaze me.

Lance is not a prepubescent child. Fucking christ

lance: *literally makes several sexual jokes through out the series* *is clearly not a small child*
some dumbass on here: lance is a tiny boy who has never thought about sex ever and these offend me personally, 

we are talking about a guy who canonically has a mermaid kink and likes being tied up….like what the fuck are you on about?

Evidence that Lance isn’t actually your Innocent Baby™:

This one honestly should have tipped you off about him. In the fucking pilot episode, thank you very much.

He got innuendos.

Ya boy Lance knows about bondage play…

[Translation: “Me gusta”]

Return of the Bondage kink.

And you’re telling me he wouldn’t know about Sugar Daddys or *gasp* imagine being in that scenario?

Honestly, that’s probably one of the tamest things this guy is into.

I don’t even go here, but this is hilarious.